Jacobs "Blog"

Australian Business? Use a .au

I know, I know. If I'm being totally honest here, I was peeved when another...

Load Testing Sites

I needed a quick and dirty way to load test sites. Thankfully for CheckYourSix on Freenode, I'm...

AWS Setup Thing

I dont have a name for this. Basically, I needed instances with no public IP address to...

MySQL with Discordpy

Holy. Fucking. Shit.

I want all the hours (sic days) I spent on this project back because honestly,...

PHP Login Script

This is a simple PHP login script that you can use in your simple applications. I have...

CentOS 7 Remote Desktop

Created with xRDP and XFCE.

Install what we need

yum -y install epel-release yum -y groupinstall "X Window...

Proxychains through SSH Tunnel

Something I've had to do for years and never document it. Now I'm documenting it. This...

Create a custom WHMCS with Six theme

I have no other way to do this but to base it off...

CSGO Ranking System - What we think

How many times do you see people talking about "Elo" and their ranks,...

Synology Volume Reporting 100% Disk Space Used

So I had a weird one for a while which I never noticed...

Using qemu-kvm

Here I attempt to use qemu-kvm. I will be documenting every question I have. The contents of this...

Installing MailWatch

I have had a really shit day today, potentially getting my first 'written warning' at work for missing...

Programmatically create/set Ubuntu Mate Desktop Background

I recently obtained about 500 Pokemon wallpapers that I wanted to put on rotate...

Setting up Ruby on Rails like an idiot

This is a pretty fair one; I am a SysAdmin with multiple...

CentOS 6 - Managing Boot Order

This is a bit of a weird one for me because CentOS 6 is...

GoAccess

A stub article to talk a little bit about GoAccess.

Configuration File

Put it in ~/.goaccessrc

Specify Log Files

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Fail2ban for SMTP: CentOS 6

In this episode, I take Fail2Ban, chuck it onto CentOS 6 and make it stop...

Welcome the new blog

Good lord, it has been quite a while since my first blog, let alone my last...